Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.
At this week’s Teen Choice Awards, the formerly popular stand-up comedian took to the stage and called out Vanessa Hudgens.
Not content to simply refer to her multiple-time naked picture scandal, Cook forced the camera to pan to the actress and then couldn’t even muster a joke about her. He simply said:
Girl, you gotta keep your clothes on!
As the clip below (which was actually edited out of the broadcast) proves, Vanessa looked far from happy about the mockery:

We’d have less of a problem with the reference if Cook actually made an attempt to be funny or witty. You know, something like:
High School Musical? More like High School Nude-ical!
OR:
Bandslam? More like Band-slammin’ Body!
You get the idea.
Instead, Cook just exploited the situation without even trying to be creative. That’s extra lame. Don’t you agree?
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